| Q.
What does it take to become the county coroner?
A. Deadication. .
Old
hearses never die. They just get de-parted.
Q.
Where do old hearse drivers, who have eaten too many Big
Macs, go in the afterlife?
A. Burger-tory.
Old
hearse drivers never die, but they do travel away.
Q.
Where does the ghost of the recently deceased hearse driver
go on vacation?
A. Mali-boo!
Q.
Do old exterminators ever die?
A. No, they just bug out.
Q.
What game do the old undertaker's grandkis play?
A. Corpse and Grave Robbers! |
Q.
What does the old cemetary caretaker call it when an undead
zombie has trouble with his house?
A. A grave problem!
Old
vampires never die, but they do get long in the tooth.
Q.
How do you say goodbye to an old dead vampire?
A. So long, Sucker!
Old
vampires never die. True story!
Q.
How can you tell an old zombie is tired?
A. He's dead on his feet!
Old
zombies never die; they just smell that way.
Q.
Do old zombie actors ever die?
A. Yes, they sometimes drop a part.
Old
crypts never die. They just look that way.
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Q.
How did the old coffin maker die?
A. He got carried away in his work.
Old
coffin makers never die, but they do close the lid.
Q.
What is an old grave digger's favorite kind of porno?
A. Ghouls Gone Wild.
Q.
Why did that one old guy like cemeteries so much?
A. He just digs the graves.
Q.
Which music do old grave diggers listen to while they're
on the job?
A. The Grateful Dead.
Q.
What is it called when a casket ends up buried in the wrong
cemetery plot?
A. A grave mistake.
Q.
Do old tourists in Egypt ever die?
A. No, but they do go see Nile. |
