Old
highway patrolmen never die, but they do cruise
away.
Old
flat-footed cops never die, but they eo beat it.
Old
Lakewood, Colorado cops never die. After they retire, they
become HOA president so they can still bully everybody around.
Old
undercover cops never die, but they do switch over to down
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Q.
Do old police officers ever die?
A. No. Their black suspect does.
News Flash! A man was shot with a starting pistol, then
beaten to death with a relay baton. Police believe it may
be race related.
Q.
How many policemen does it take to change a dead light bulb?
A. Just one, but he's never around when you need him.
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Old
bank robbers never die. They just cash out.
Old
cat burglars never die, bu they do go to the dogs.
Old
car theives never die, but they do run out of gas.
Old
drug dealers never die, but they do push up daisies.
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