Did
you hear about the dentist who got a gold filling just to
put his money where his mouth is?
Q.
Why did the dentist ask his secretary out?
A. He was already taking out her tooth!
Q.
Why do dentists like potatoes?
A. Because they're so filling. |
Q.
Why did the gardener need a cork?
A. Because his garden sprung a leek!
Q.
What do you call a grumpy, short-tempered gardener?
A. A Snap Dragon.
Q.
Why was the gardener so busy over the weekend?
A. He had a really long Honeydew list.
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Man:
"My doctor told me to give up golf."
Friend: "Why, did he examine your heart?"
Man: "No, he looked at my score card."
Q.
What kind of doctor works on a cruise liner?
A. A Dry Doc!
There
is a sign on the lawn at the drug rehab center that reads:
"Keep off the grass." |