| Q.
What kind of car does a proctologist drive?
A. A brown Ford Probe.
Q.
Why did the police officer cry after making the arrest?
A. It was a moving violation.
Q.
Why did the cops pull over the Mini Cooper full of clowns?
A. For the fun of it, plus they obviously weren't wearing
seat belts.
Q.
Why did the cop ticket the computer?
A. Because it was speeding along the information highway!
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Q.
What did the NAPA clerk say to the guy who asked if he could
get a wiper blade for his Yugo?
A. Sure, sounds like a fair trade to me!
Did
you hear about the mechanic who performed abdominal surgery
on a robot? It was gut-wrenching!
Q.
What did the alien say to the gas pump?
A. Take your finger out of your nose while I'm talking to
you.
Did
you hear about the mechanic who is afraid of speed bumps?
He's slowly getting over it.
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Q.
Why did a blonde drive to the auto body repair shop?
A. She was looking for a dentist!
Q.
What happened to the blonde who was pumping gas while smoking
a cigarette?
A. Her arm caught on fire. When the cops showed up, they
shot her for waving a fire arm.
Q.
How did the blonde get in and out of Jiffy Lube so fast?
A. The mechanic said all she needed was blinker fluid. |
