Marathon
pun readers suffer in agony, as well.
Q.
Why did the barber win the race?
A. He took a short cut!
Q.
What did the blonde runner drink when she was in last place?
A. Ketchup.
Q.
What do runners do when they forget something?
A. They jog their memory! |
Q.
Why do dogs make crappy dancers?
A. Because they have two left feet!
Q.
How many dance teachers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Five, Six, Seven, Eight...
Q.
What did the ballet dancer say when she lost her shoes?
A. Oui, this is pointeless.
Q.
What do ballerinas run on?
A. Batterie power!
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Medical Joke Point to Ponder: Do gnome doctors still make
house calls?
Q.
What do you call a doctor who fixes websites?
A. A URLologist.
Q.
What do you call a plastic surgeon famous for leaving no
scars?
A. A smooth operator.
Patient:
Doc, I've swallowed a spoon!
Doctor: Please sit down, and don't stir. |