Q.
Why did the cheerleader go to her dentist?
A. Because she needed a root canal. RAH!
I
had a date with a dentist last night. At the end of the
date, she said she had a great time and wants to see me
again in six months. OUCH!
Q.
Why did the donut go to the dentist?
A. Because it needed a little filling. |
Q.
What do you call a guy who only writes for a short period?
A. A limited time author.
An
English teacher asked a smart-ass student to name two pronouns.
The student replied, "Who, Me?"
Q.
What kind of punishment might you get for the misuse of
punctuation marks?
A. Comma karma.
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Poor
guy was in the hospital with 60% burns. Doc says, "Give
him two Viagra." Nurse asks, "Do you think that
will help?" Doc replies, "No, but it will keep
the sheets off his legs!"
Did
you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade? She
gave herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy, a hysterectomy
– and circumcised three of the doctors on her shift.
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