| Q.
What do politicians and babies have in common?
A. Both need to be changed regularly – for the same
stinking reason!
A
politician, a clown, and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender
says, "What is this? Some kind of a joke?"
Q.
What do politicians call a truce that's barely holding?
A. A tense agreement.
Q.
What is the difference between a flying pig and a politician?
A. The letter F. |
Q.
What did the constituents call the super-serious congressman?
A. Senator of Gravity.
Q.
What do honest politicians and UFOs have in common?
A. You always hear about them, but you never see one.
Q.
What happens when you give a politician Viagra?
A. He gets taller.
Q.
How do you know your congressman is a great politician?
A. He has an excuse to get out of everything except office.
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Q.
What is the job title of the guy in charge of workers bundling
wheat?
A. The commander in sheaf.
Q.
What is the difference between a politician and a snail?
A. One is a slimy pest that leaves a trail behind, and the
other is a snail.
Q.
How do you compliment a law maker?
A. Outstanding Bills!
Q.
What's the difference between a politician and a magician?
A. The magician returns your wallet when his act is over.
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