What was the len's excuse to the policeman?
A. Officer, I've been framed!
What do you call an ophthalmologist who lives on an island
A. An Optical Aleutian.
What does a vampire say when an ophthalmologist is his victim?
A. Eye vant to drink your blood.
like to solve problems, but if there are no problems to
solve they'll just create their own.
might be an engineer if you've used duct tape and coat hangers
for something other than taping ducts and hanging clothes.
How do you drive an engineer crazy?
A. Make them watch you incorrectly fold up a road map.
dentist's alibi was full of holes, so police performed a
cavity search. OUCH!
orthodontist was found dead, killed by a hatchet. But, nobody
was arrested because the death was ruled axe-i-dental.
What does the dentist of the year get?
A. A little plaque.
dentists never die, but they do lose their pull.