| Q.
What is the difference between mechanical engineers and
civil engineers?
A. Mechanical engineers build weapons and civil engineers
build targets.
Q.
Why did the guy bail out of the hot air balloon business?
A. Because it never really took off.
Q.
Why did the guy fire his acupuncturist?
A. Because she was a back stabber. |
Q.
What happens when accountants are left a loan?
A. They become very debt-icated.
Q.
What do you call accountants at a coffee company?
A. They're known as a bean counters.
Q.
How are men like bank accounts?
A. One day they're up, one day they're down, but most of
the time they show no interest.
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Q.
How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Only one, but first they have to rewire the entire building.
Q.
Why did the editor give up his cheese making hobby?
A. Long rendering times.
Q.
How can you identify a pregnant clause while editing copy?
A. It's missing a period. |
