Why did the weather forecaster move to a different climate?
A. Because the weather didn't agree with him.
you hear about the two weathermen who both broke an arm
and a leg in a storm-chasing accident? They called in from
the hospital about the four casts!
Where does the weatherman stop for happy hour after work?
A. The Isobar!
What do you call an eye doctor in Alaska?
A. An optical Aleutian.
man goes to an eye doctor and says, "I keep seeing
spots in front of my eyes." Receptionist asks, "Have
you ever seen a doctor?" The man replies, "No,
It looks like you need glasses.
Patient: But, I'm wearing glasses.
Optician: Then I must need glasses ...
Gnome wonder there are not many dark rooms these days? Ew!
Why is it tough to be a photographer?
A. You have to deal with a lot of crop!
Which kind of pet does a photographer prefer?
A. A snapping turtle.
Why did the photographer give up his career?
A. He lost focus.