Shoe
Salesman Wisdom: Never tell a woman she can't purse-shoe
her dreams!
I
bought shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced
them with, but I've been tripping all day!
Q.
What does a cobbler use to repair shoes?
A. Toe Nails!
Q.
What did the shoe repair business owner call his business
partner?
A. Sole Mate. |
Call
me an ambulance!
You're an ambulance.
EMT
Pick-Up Line: Sit back and
relax 'cause I fix broken hearts.
EMT
Pick-Up Line: Babe, those
clothes look uncomfortable. Let me cut them off you.
Pick-Up
an EMT Line: If I go into cardiac arrest, will you give
me mouth-to-mouth?
EMT
Pick-Up Line: We always
come when we are called.
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Fitness
Gnome is here to serve you, no matter what kind of shape
you're in, or what you're wearing, or gnot!
Fashion
Designer Tip: There's a fine line between Indie and looking
homeless.
Q.
Why do some people reject skinny jeans?
A. Because they just can't get into them.
Q.
Why did the emo girl dress all in black?
A. Because her fashion sense was second to nun. |