without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without
laces, and a dentist jokewithoutspaces!
What happened when the guy went to his dentist for root
A. He lost his nerve!
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl,
are you my wisdom tooth? 'Cause I ache tooth
take you out.
If you brush your teeth at night to keep your teeth, why
do you brush your teeth in the morning?
A. To keep your friends!
I have lost focus sitting here on my posterior chamber.
Perhaps you could lens me some help? Or, would that be outside
Why was the new eye glasses shop so profitable and popular?
A. Because the optician was an eye-deal-ist.
What do ophthalmologists say about painful eye puns?
A. These jokes are so eye-ronic!
What did the detective say when the stolen contact lenses
A. Looks like we've closed the lid on this case.
What is your dentist's favorite day of the week?
Where do spaced-out teeth like to shop?
A. The Gap.
Where do killer whales go to get braces?
A. To an orca-dontist.
you hear about the boy who had to brace himself for his
next visit to the orthodontist's office?
Pick-Up Line: You look so
sweet that you're giving me a cavity.