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The med student worried about passing as a surgeon, but did make the cut.An optometrist fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself.Friendly chiropactors always have your back.

And now as an intern, the young doc keeps them all in stitches.

Q. What did the optometrist say to the patient with three eyes?
A. Aye, Aye, Aye

Q. What music do chiropractors enjoy most?
A. Hip Pop

A lawyer asked his dentist ... for a retainer.Hey Gnirl, does your left eye hurt? 'Cause you're lookin' alright!Ghoulish Humor: I was thinking about a brain transplant, but I changed my mind.

But it wasn't enough to really sink his teeth into.

Wink, wink, you'll see this pun is a goody.

Q. How do you give a blonde a brain transplant?
A. Blow in her ear.

The ophthalmologist was called to testify because he was the only eye witness.The rise of the orthopedic practice depends on the fall of the patients.Potty Humor: Urologists Know How to Go with the Flow!

Q. What music do eye doctors prefer?
A. iTunes.

Q. What do you call two orthopedic doctors reading an EKG?
A. A double blind study.

Q. What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?
A. A hematologist pricks your finger. ...

Did you hear about the optician? Two glasses, and he made a spectacle of himself.Sick Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, I hope you know CPR 'cause you're taking my breath away!Old doctors never die. They just lose their patience.

Doctor, doctor, I need glasses!

Yes, you certainly do. This is a barber shop.

Can Pick Up Lines make you sick?

Some patients really hate this joke.

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