Thought of the Day: Losing your head in an emergency is
a real no brainer.
What happened when the doctor told the blonde to stop using
A. It went in one ear and out the other.
Point to Ponder: When a doctor prescribes medicine and bed
rest, is that considered aiding and abedding?
saying "There's more pleasure in giving than receiving"
mostly applies to advice – and medicine.
What is post operative?
A. A person who delivers mail to the hospital.
Why did the cross-eyed clairvoyant go see her optometrist?
A. Because she was seeing the past and the future at the
lady walked into a shrink's office and announced that she
had a screw loose. The blonde receptionist sent her to the
optician's office next door.
What did the optometrist say to the patient with three eyes?
A. Aye, Aye, Aye.
guy goes to an optician's office and asks how much glasses
cost. The optician told him it varies. The guy said, "Oh,
I see clearly..." So, the optician replied, "Well,
you don't need them then!"
pessimist who hated sausage feared the wurst.
I have some good news and some bad news. I'll give the good
news to your widow.
at the Doctor's Office: Coin collecting is the one instance
where you are glad to hear something got diagnosed with
Why did the mattress go see a doctor?
A. Because it had spring fever.
Sick Hookup Line: Hey girl,
playing Doctor is for kids. Let's go back to my
place and play Gynecologist.