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Conversations between brain surgeons and anesthesiologists are mind numbing.Crappy Pun: When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble!A pessimist's blood type is B Negative.

Losing your head in an emergency is a no brainer.

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The pessimist who hated sausage feared the wurst.

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