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Warning: Recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists. You know the drill. Proceed at your own risk.
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Q. Why don't ambassadors ever get sick? A. Diplomatic ImmunityOrthopedist claims working with fractures isn't all it's cracked up to be.Doctors tried to save him with an I.V. but, their efforts were all in vein.

Q. Why can't men get mad cow disease?
A. They are all pigs.

Q. How many orthopedists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Why don't you just take out the socket? You're not using it anyway.

I don't find doctor puns funny now that I have an irony deficiency.

Optometrists live long because they dilate.Sick Pick-Up Line: You got an inhaler? 'Cause I heard you got dat ass ma!My cavity wasn't filled my my regular dentist, just by a guy who was filling in.

Q. What was the lens's excuse to the cop?
A. I've been framed.

No wonder he's a nurse and not Dr. Gnome.

Ignore your teeth, and they will all go away.

My desire to be a dermatologist was only skin deep, but I was destined for osteology. I feel it in my bones.Hulk Humor: I can't drink milk. I lactose genes needed to digest it.Don't bother asking a podiatrist for metric conversions. He only knows feet.

Because you walk on hot coals with your feet, not your hands.

At least he didn't end up at the podiatrist office.

A podiatrist understands what it's like to walk a mile in your shoes.

You are obviously suffering a lack of Vitamin Me!Old hypochondriacs never die, they just lose their grippe.Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant and a skin doctor? A. Pachydermatologist

Consust Dr. Gnome pick up jokes for some healthy laughs.

Highly contagious laughter! (Grippe is an old term for "flu")

And, the elephant parent will never forget how to spell that.

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