Q.
Why did the light-footed cop pull over the U-Haul?
A. He wanted to bust a move.
Q.
Why did the cop ticket the computer?
A. Because it was speeding along the information highway!
Q.
Why did the police officer cry after arresting the tourist?
A. It was a moving violation.
Travel
Pick-Up Line: Hey, are
you from Stockholm? 'Cause you're the Swedish girl I've
ever seen. |
Q.
Which great vacation destination of the north is inhabited
by many short, bearded beings?
A. Gnome, Alaska.
Q.
Where do math teachers go on a vacation back East?
A. Times Square.
Q.
What did the blonde helicopter pilot say after the crash?
A. Well, it was getting hot, so I just turned the fan off.
Travel
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl,
are you from South England? 'Cause you Brighton
up my day.
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Q.
Which Europeans travel the most?
A. Romans.
Q.
Why did the cops pull over the Mini Cooper full of clowns?
A. For the fun of it, plus they obviously weren't wearing
seat belts.
Q.
Why do pilots always travel first-class while on vacation?
A. Because they can handle sky-high prices.
Travel
Pick-Up Line: Hey Babe,
I want to flip your Ipswich over Andover, Andover again!
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