| Q.
What kind of car does a Jedi drive?
A. A Toy Yoda!
Q.
What do you get if you cross a jet plane and a magician?
A. A flying sorcerer.
Q.
Which cellphone service provider is located in Birmingham's
state?
A. Mobile Alabama.
Q.
Why was the USA flag changed in 1960?
A. Because Alaska and Hawaii were rising stars.
USA
Road Travel Tip of the Day: You can see Abraham Lincoln
on Mount Rushmore, if you head for the hills.
Q.
Which southwestern town boasts hosts of citizens who own
a pair of graceful pond birds?
A. Two Swan, Arizona. |
Q.
Where does Father Christmas go on his summer vacation?
A. Santa Cruz.
Unanswered
Riddle: Why is the best way to avoid holiday traffic to
just stay home?
Q.
If you decide to just pack up and move, why would Tulsa
or Norman be a good choice?
A. Because they're both OK cities.
Q.
Why was exploring Alaska in the 1800s so difficult?
A. It just came with the territory.
Q.
What is the name of the final roadside stop to get an eggy
treat?
A. Custard's Last Stand.
Q.
Why did the Mexican guy take anti-anxiety medication?
A. For Hispanic attacks.
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Q.
What did the Florida beach blonde say after hearing Oslo
is a cold vacation destination?
A. There's Norway I'd ever go there!
Q.
Which Florida resort town has many residents who love singing
sacred hymns of praise?
A. Psalm Beach.
Q.
What has four wheels and flies?
A. A garbage truck.
Q.
What were the most inferior man-made structures ever built?
A. The Seven Blunders of the World.
Q.
Which state is home to Xenia and Zanesville, the most populous
U.S. cities starting with the letters X and Z?
A. Ohio.
Q.
Who wrote the book, Got Hit By a Car?
A. Jay Walk Err. |
