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Q. Why did the vampire become an actor? A. He wanted a part he could dig his teeth into!

A
Ab Normal Puns –
Avian Jokes

| Animal Jokes |
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
| 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |

If Satan lost his hair, would there be Hell toupee?

B
Baboon
Jokes – Butter Jokes

| Bar Jokes |
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |

| Bathroom Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |

| Brainy Jokes |
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 |

Scary Pun: Cannibals Like to Meat People.

C
C-3PO Jokes – Cyberman Jokes

| Cannabis Puns | 2 | 3 |
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |

| Christmas Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 |
| 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |

| Colorado Jokes |
| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 |
| 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |

| Colorado Native Jokes |
| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |

| Corny Come-On Lines | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
| 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 |

Q. How do you change tires on a duck? A. With a Quacker Jack.

D
Daddy Long Legs Jokes –
Dying Actor Jokes

| Denver Broncos Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |

| Doctor Jokes |
| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 |
| Doctor Light Bulb Jokes |

Q. What are eyeglasses called on Vulcan? A. Spocktacles!

E
Ear Jokes –
Eyewear Jokes

| Eye Doctor Jokes |
| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |

| Eye Puns |
| Eyewear Jokes |

Stinky Pun: Hey, did you fart? 'Cause you just BLEW me away!

F
Facebook Jokes – Futuristic Medical Puns

| Farm Jokes | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |

| Farm Music Jokes |
| Farm Pick-Up Lines |
| Fart Jokes |
| Fashion Designer Jokes |
| Fashion Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| Fast Food Jokes |
| Father Jokes |
| Feet Jokes |
| Feline Jokes |
| Female Body Puns |
| Female Jokes |
| Female Superheroes |
| Fertilizer Jokes |
| Figure Jokes |
| Filling Station Puns }
| Film Jokes |
| Fine Puns |
| Finger Jokes |
| Finny Fish Puns |
| Fired Jokes | _
| Fireman Jokes |
| Fishing Puns |
| Fish Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 |
| Fisherman Puns |
| Fitness Humor | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |
| Financial Jokes |
| Fitness and Dieting Jokes | 2 |
| Flamingo Jokes |
| Flattery Jokes |
| Flatulence Laughs |
| Flora-able Puns |
| Flower Jokes, Florist Puns |
| Fly in My Soup Jokes |
| Fly Jokes |

| Food Jokes and Foodie Humor |
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 |
| 10 | 11 |

G
Gnome Jokes –
Gym Troll Jokes

| Gnome Joke! | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |
| 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 |
| 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 |

Q. Which types of electronic gadgets never make users angry? A. Ire-Less Devices!

G
Gadget Jokes –
Gym Jokes

| Gardening Jokes and Garden Puns |
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |

| Green Man Alien Jokes |
| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |

| Green Munchies |
| Grilling Puns |

| Groaner Jokes | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
| 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 |

Wookie Asks: What makes music on your hair? A. A head band!

H
Hail Storm Jokes –
Huband Jokes

Hulk Humor: Got angry at a chef in an Italian restaurant and gave him a pizza my mind

I
Ice Cream Jokes – Italian Food Puns

| Incredible Hulk Jokes |
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 |

Joggers hafe a funny one-liner that keeps cirulating among them. It's a running joke!

J
Jacket Jokes –
Jury Jokes

| Job Jokes | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
| 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 |
| Jobless Jokes | 2 |

Music Pun: I break into song because I can't find the key.

K
Kangaroo Jokes –
Knuckle Jokes

L
Ladies Apparel Puns –
Lynx Jokes

| Light Bulb Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |

A magician was driving down the road, then he turned into a driveway.

M
Magic Jokes –
Mutard Jokes

| Marijuana Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |

| Money Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 |
| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |

| Music Jokes, Musician Puns |
| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
| 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 |

Worf you ready for some football? Go Broncos!

N
Nacho Jokes –
Nut Puns

What rhymes with orange? A. No, it doesn't!

O
Occupation Jokes – Out of This World Puns

| Outer Space Jokes |
| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |

Seven Day Without a Pun ... Makes One Weak

P
Pachyderm
Puns –
Putrid Puns

| Pachyderm Puns |
| Panda Jokes |
| Painful Puns | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
| 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |

| Pet Animal Puns |
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |

| Pick-Up Lines |
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
| 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 |
| 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 |

| Pirate Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |

| Police Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 |

How much is the moon worth? One Dollar because it has 4 quarters!

Q
Quack Puns –
Q. Riddles?

Q. What did Darth Vader say when he visited a vegan restaurant? A. I find your lack of steak disturbing!

R
R2-D2 Jokes
– Rye Bread Jokes

| Riddles & Dumb Answers |
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 |
| 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |

Q. How do you murder a salad? A. Go for the carrot-id artery!

S
Safari Animal Jokes –
Swimming Puns

| Scary Funny Jokes |
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
| 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 |

| Sci-Fi Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
| 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 |

| Sick Medical Jokes | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |

| Smart Puns |
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 |

| Sports Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 |
| 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 |
| 13 | 14 | 15 |

| Star Trek Jokes |
| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 |

| Star Trek Captain Jokes |
| Star Trek Spock Puns | 2 |
| Star Trek TOS Puns | 2 | 3 |
| Star Trek TNG Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| Star Trek Trekkie Jokes |
| Star Trek Women Jokes |

| Superhero Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |

Q. How do you get a trombonist off your porch? A. Pay hin for the pizza!

T
Take Out Food Jokes –
Twitter Jokes

| Tech Jokes and Techie Puns |
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 |

| Travel Jokes |
| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |

What do you call alien spacecraft that goes from planet to planet? A. UF-HOE!

U
Uber Jokes –
USA States Jokes

Q. Where do vampires get all their jokes? A. From crypt Writers!

V
Vacation Jokes – Vulcan Puns

| Vacation Jokes |
| Vacuum Cleaner Jokes |

| Valentine's Day Jokes |
| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |

| Vampire Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
| Vampire Performing Arts |

| VD Day Pick-Up Lines |

Painful Pun: Jokes About German Sausage Are The Wurst!

W
Waiter Jokes –
Wurst Puns

| Wildlife Animal Jokes |
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 |
| 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |

Q. What do you call a smelly Santa Claus? A. Farter Christmas!

X Y Z
Xmas Jokes –
Zoo Vet Jokes

| Xmas Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |
| 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |

Got 404 message and some un gnome error?

#
404 PC Puns –
#1 Humor

7 of 9 Star Trek Jokes Are Funny!

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