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Key
Puns, Locksmith Jokes, Locked Up Humor
It's
safe to open latchkey jokes, unlock key humor, and re-key rusty
locksmith puns!
Locksmith Humor, Key Jokes, Lock Puns
(Because You Can Pick Your
Locksmith and Pick Your Teeth, But You Can't Let
Your Locksmith Pick Your Teeth!) |
Warning:
Pick Your Locksmith with Caution! Low-key jokes, keyed
up humor, and okey dokey puns ahead.
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Q.
What does a locksmith do when he's feeling silly and playful?
A. He monkeys around.
Q.
Why should you trust a locksmith with private information?
A. Because he knows how to keep a secret. |
Locksmith
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, is your
name Jane? 'Cause I feel a real key-lamity coming up.
Q.
Which kind of small trees did the locksmith use to landscape
his yard?
A. Mesquite.
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Q.
What did the locksmith name his pet burro?
A. O. Key Dokey.
Q.
Why did the cemetery caretaker have to call a locksmith?
A. Because the old skeleton key was lost. |
Q. Which flavor of barbeque sauce is the favorite of locksmiths?
A. Mesquite.
Locksmith
Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, if you're
looking for a lockmith just say, "Okey Dokey."
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Q.
Why did the top locksmith company hire the new guy?
A. Because he was an Okie from Muskogee!
Locksmith
Pick-Up Line: Hey there, you
are really locking good!
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Pick-Up
a Locksmith Line: Are you a
locksmith or a pirate? 'Cause you're on such an even keel.
Locksmith
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, was your
daddy a locksmith? 'Cause you've got a keen figure.
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Q.
Which company perk doesn't HR offer to new locksmiths?
A. The key to the exec bathroom – because they don't
need it.
Locksmith
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, was your
daddy a Scotsman? 'Cause I'm liking you a loch. |
Q.
Does a locksmith hold the key to happiness?
A. Maybe... He does hold the key to the liquor
cabinet!
Pick-Up
a Locksmith Line: Hey there,
wanna come up to my place and see my key-ty cat?
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Pick-Up
a Locksmith Line: Hi sweetie,
wanna come up to my place for a little key lime pie?
Locksmith
Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, I may
not hold the key to happiness, but I can unlock the liquor
cabinet. |
Q.
What did the locksmith name his new pet goldfish?
A. Bolt.
Locksmith
Pick-Up Line: Babe, was your
daddy a locksmith? 'Cause you hold the key to my heart.
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Q.
What did the security company name their new guard dog who
always makes a bolt for the door?
A. Locksmith.
Q.
What do ghosts use to open locked doors to get into a haunted
house?
A. If they can't just walk through it, they'll use a spook-key.
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Q.
What building material did the locksmith use for his new
shop?
A. Keystones.
Locksmith
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, let's
meet up at Keystone for a run down the slope. |
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Locksmith Jokes | 2
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Up Pick-Up Lines | Landlord Jokes
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