a Locksmith Line: Are you a
locksmith or an SEO expert? 'Cause you've got all the key
words to my heart, cardia, crux, soul...
Why did the locksmith need to see a chiropractor?
A. Because his back locked up.
Which pick-up line always works
A. Hi, you're locking good!
What happened to the locksmith who was stabbed in his spine
by his keys?
A. His back locked up.
What does a locksmith do when he takes a walk on the wild
A. He gets down and he gets fun-key!
Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, was your
daddy a locksmith? 'Cause you're a real keeper.