Q.
What do you call a nun who's also an attorney?
A. A sister-in-law.
Q.
What happens to any money nuns make?
A. It souly goes to nun-profit organizations.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?
A. A pecking order.
Q.
What do you call a nun in a motorized wheelchair?
A. Virgin Mobile.
A
nun walked into a bar wearing her clothes inside-out. When
the bartender asked her about it, she replied, "It's
just a bad habit."
Q.
What is a nun's favorite fruit?
A. Can't-elope.
Q.
What do you say when asked about the sister who is the CEO
of your enterprise?
A. Nun of yo business.
Q.
Which Bible character didn't have parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.
Q.
How many Protestant women reside at the abbey?
A. Nun. |
Q.
What's the difference between a Jewish wife and a Catholic
wife?
A. A Jewish wife has real diamonds and the Catholic wife
has real orgasms.
Q.
What do you get if you put two nuns and a hooker on a football
field?
A. Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
A
blonde walks iinto a confessional at church. OUCH!
Q.
What do Catholic Sisters do in their spare time?
A. That's nun of your business!
Q.
What is it called when a proctologist gives a nun an exam?
A. Analysis.
Q.
What did the nun who is also an Avon lady say when she rings
the doorbell?
A. Let us spray.
Q.
What is the difference between a nun and a nurse?
A. A nun only serves one God.
Q.
Which kind of maize is the holiest?
A. Pope Corn.
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Q.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
Q.
Who was the greatest babysitter in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to sleep!
Q.
Who was the smallest man in the Bible?
A. David. He was a ruler, so he was only 12 inches tall.
Q.
What was the first baseball game mentioned in the Bible?
A. In the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second,
Cain struck out Abel, and the Prodigal Son can home. The
Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Q.
Which is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
Q.
Which kind of automobile was mentioned in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury
Q.
How are protons and an abandoned Catholic church alike?
A. Both have no mass. |