Q.
What do you call a studly bro whose manner of walking makes
everybody stare?
A. The saunter of attraction.
Q.
What does it mean when a single stud says that he has lightning
fast reflexes?
A. That's bro code for premature ejaculation.
A
guy showed his bud a pic of his new girlfriend and said,
"Isn't she stunning!" Bud replied, "You should see
my bae." Guy asked, "Wow, is she stunning, too?" Bud replied,
"No, she's an optometrist."
Q.
How are a bar and a bra alike?
A. Bros enjoy being inside them.
Q.
Why is the word "Museum" bro code for
"Strip Club" to manly men?
A. 'Cause there's no touching allowed. |
Q.
How did the stoner guy feel when he fell into a vat of cannabis-infused
vodka?
A. He was in high spirits!
Q.
What do you call the party boy who drank vodka and ended
up in a mental hospital?
A. An Absolut madman.
A
horny bro was staring at Medusa's boobs when she remarked,
"Hey, my eyes are up here." But, he was already hard as
a rock.
Did
you hear about the party boy who couldn't decide between
vodka and whiskey? He was very good at multi-flasking.
Q.
What did the guy say when he bumped into a friend right
after getting new glasses?
A. Yo bro, long time, no see! |
Q.
What does Colorado craft beer say to the dude who tells
tall tales at the pub?
A. Cool story, Brew!
A
single guy walks into a bar. Bartender asks, "How's it going?"
Guy replies, "Okay, I guess. Holding my own." "That's good,"
says the bartender, "You'd get arrested if you held somebody
else's."
Two
party boys walk into a singles bar. The third guy ducked...
Q.
Why did it take the blonde party boy a whole week to topple
his heady beer?
A. 'Cause foam wasn't spilt in a day!
Did
you hear about the bad boy party animal who quit drinking
liquor for good? Now he drinks for evil. |