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Brainy
Jokes, Writer Puns, Smart Ass Humor
Funny
writer jokes, brainy humor, keen
grins and clever school puns literally do spell laughter!
Intelligent
Jokes, Nerdy Humor, Science Puns
(Because Intelligible Humor,
Comprehendable Jokes, and Smart Ass Puns Could Never Be
TOO Mainstream!) |
Warning:
Proceed Cautiously! Smart ass humor, coherent jokes, lucid laughs
and mind-numbing puns ahead.
| Brainy Jokes & Smart Puns | 1
| 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| 6 | 7 | 8
| 9 | Brainiac
Puns | Brain Jokes | 2
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| School Jokes, Student Puns | Teacher
Jokes | Author Jokes | Poetry
Jokes | Author Unknown |
| Book Jokes, Book Title Puns | Librarian
Jokes, Library Humor | Grammar
Jokes | Letter Puns |
| Museum Puns | Archaeology
Jokes and Paleontology Puns | Geology
Jokes | Engineer Jokes |
| Science Jokes and Scientist Humor
| Science Pick-Up Lines | Chemistry
Jokes | Physics Puns |
| Math Jokes | Weather
| Eco Jokes | Moon
Jokes | Planet Puns | Mars
Jokes | Mars Rover Jokes |
| Astronaut Jokes, Outer Space Humor,
Cosmolgy Puns | Sun Puns
| Ancient Astronaut Jokes |
Q.
What is the world's tallest building?
A. The library – because it has the most stories!
Q.
What do you get if you throw a lot of books into the ocean?
A. A Title Wave!
Q.
Which writing genre pays the most?
A. Ransom notes!
Q.
How does a poet sneeze?
A. Haiku! |
Q.
What happened when the wheel was invented?
A. It caused a revolution.
Q.
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
A. Getting lost on a field trip.
Q.
Why did the geography student drown?
A. His grades were below C level!
Q.
What is a school teacher's favorite nation?
A. Expla-Nation!
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Q.
What is the difference between publishers and terrorists?
A. You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Q.
Where did the lawyer set a precident defending his author
client's rights?
A. In the Book Case.
Q.
What has a spine, but no bones?
A. A book, although some authors disagree.
Q.
What is big and gray, and writes poems?
A. T.S. Elephant. |
Q.
What's the difference between an astronaut and a cosmonaut?
A. Astronauts take it slow and easy, but cosmonauts are
always rushin'.
Q.
Why can't astronauts stay in a long-term relationship?
A. Because they always need their space.
Q.
Why do astronauts always have the best opinions?
A. Because they have the best perspective. |
#1
Writer's Rule: Remember double negatives are always a NO,
NO!
Q.
What did the Sharpie pen ask the pencil?
A. Yeah, so what's your point?
Q.
What did the sheet of paper say to the pencil?
A. Write On!
Q.
What did the pencil shapener say to the pencil?
A. Stop going around in circles, and just get to the
point!
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Point
to Ponder: If Horrible and Horrific are
the same thing, then why are Terrible and Terrific
the complete opposite?
Scientific
Breakthrough Point to Ponder: Scientists have discovered
a way to make dolphins invisible, but skeptics do not see
the porpoise.
Q.
What did scientists get when they crossed a chicken and
a golden retriever?
A. A fowl bitch. |
Q.
Which element is derived from a thunderous Norse god?
A. Thorium!
Scientists
believe that the Yellowstone super volcano is overdue for
an eruption, and they're calling it Eruptile Dysfunction.
Q.
What is the fastest way to determine the gender of a chromosome?
A. Pull down its genes! |
#2
Writer's Rule: Avoid cliches like the plague!
Q.
What did the captive reader think about the new
book about the Stockholm Syndrome?
A. The first few chapters were awful, but by the end, he
loved it.
Q.
What do you call a librarian in South America who's always
in a hurry?
A. Urgent Tina. |
Did
you hear that scientists have discovered a planet that's
entirely populated by robots? Yeah, it's called Mars!
Q.
Why are there no cats on Mars?
A. 'Cause Curiosity killed them all!
Out
of This World Point to Ponder: If Elon Musk made love to
a woman while on his rocket to Mars, would you call that
space sex on SpaceX? |
Q.
Why is Saturn such a catchy name for a planet?
A. 'Cause it has a real ring to it!
Q.
What do they call money on Superman's home planet?
A. Kryptocurrency.
Q.
What do boobs and the sun have in common?
A. You can look at them longer if you're wearing sunglasses!
Q.
What do the sun and a stripper have in common?
A. Both circle the pole. |
Q.
Why are Nuclei and Electrons the original hipsters of the
Universe?
A. 'Cause they were hydrogen before it was cool.
Q.
Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?
A. Because it's basic material.
Q.
How is bread like the sun?
A. It rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.
Q.
Which brand of underwear does the sun wear?
A. Kelvin Kline.
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Teacher:
What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?
Student: G.
Teacher: And, why is that, Angus?
Q.
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
A. One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other has
a pause at the end of a clause.
Q.
How do you spell mousetrap?
A. C-A-T!
Elementary
Education Point to Ponder: If the No. 2 pencil is the most
popular, why is it still #2? |
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Brainy Jokes & Smart Puns | 1
| 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| 6 | 7 | 8
| 9 | Brainiac
Puns | Brain Jokes | 2
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| School Jokes, Student Puns, Classroom
Humor | Teacher Jokes, Professor
Puns, EDU Humor |
| Author Jokes, Literary Puns, Library
Humor | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| Poetry Jokes |
Author Unknown |
| Book Jokes, Ficticious Book Title Puns,
Apt Author LOLs | Librarian Jokes
and Library Humor |
| Grammar Jokes, Punctuation Humor
| Letter of the Alphabet Puns |
Eco Environmetal Jokes |
| Museum Puns | Archaeology
Jokes and Paleontology Puns | Geology
Jokes | Engineer Jokes |
| Science Jokes and Scientist Puns
| 2 | Science
Pick-Up Lines | Chemistry Jokes
| Physics Puns |
| Math Jokes | Weather
| 2 | 3
| 4 | Moon
Jokes | Planet Puns | Mars
Jokes | Mars Rover Jokes |
| Astronaut Jokes, Outer Space Humor
| 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| 6 | Sun
Puns | Ancient Astronaut Jokes
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