Q. How do you stop a rooster from waking you up on Saturday
A. Eat him Friday night.
Why does it take longer for an elephant to get ready for
a trip, than a rooster does?
A. 'Cause a pachyderm takes his whole trunk, but
a rooster only packs his comb.
What do you get if you cross a relative of an elk with a
A. A moose-ster.
Q. What's the difference between a rooster and a cock?
A. A rooster says Cock-a-doodle-do, but a cock says any
Cock will do.
What does a gay rooster say?
Which kind of cock prefers a diet of peaches, apples and
A. The Fruit-ster.
Q. Why do roosters subscribe to PentCoop magazine?
A. For the hentertaining articles.
What did the farmer get when he crossed a rooster with a
What do subordinate cocks and hens call their superior?
A. Roost Sir.